Posted 36 minutes ago

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Posted 48 minutes ago
If you receive this it means you make someone happy! Go on anonymous and send this to 10 followers that make you happy, or some you feel need some cheering up. If you get some back, even better!
Anonymous asked

i dont get it but ok….

Posted 50 minutes ago

catqueenluke:

grumpy but clean

Posted 2 hours ago

e-zekiel:

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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OKAY I HAVE SEEN THIS POST BEFORE A LOT OF TIMES AND I’M SURE IT’S BECAUSE OF THAT WHOLE “I’m bringing booty back/ go ‘head and tell those skinny bitches that” LINE— BUT I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THE NEXT LINE IS “nah I’m just playin’/ I know you think you’re fat” AND LET US NOT FORGET THE BEYOND PERFECT CHORUS “but I’m here to tell ya/ every inch of you is perfect/ from the bottom to the top”
SHE MAKES A SKINNY BITCHES JOKE BECAUSE EVERYONE EXPECTS HER TO, AND THEN SHE DEBUNKS IT BY SAYING THAT A LOT OF GIRLS, REGARDLESS OF HOW SKINNY THEY ARE, STILL HAVE BODY ISSUES
SHE IS PROMOTING LARGER GIRLS FIRST, HOWEVER, BECAUSE SHE, HERSELF IS A LARGER GIRL
DO NOT TAKE THIS GREAT POSITIVE HAPPY SONG AND WARP IT SO IT’S SOMEHOW “OFFENSIVE”
IT’S NOT

Posted 2 hours ago

violetverdeau:

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

Can we make this a thing?

Posted 2 hours ago

catqueenluke:

emotions are terrible i dont want this i wish that never even happened it wasnt worth all this hurt

Posted 2 hours ago

talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again

  1. Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
  2. Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
  3. Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
  4. Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
  5. Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
  6. Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
  7. Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
  8. Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
  9. Gay Historian: GAY
  10. Me: For fuck's sake
Posted 3 hours ago

5secondsofhotaussies:

mybloodyicecream:

We can be the bands we want to hear.
We can define our own generation.

The best thing I’ve read

Posted 3 hours ago

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

Posted 3 hours ago
Just tell me how you fucking feel.
Posted 3 hours ago

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

(Source: eclipset)

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. one character to another: i'm with you until the end
  2. me: oh
  3. me: oh no
  4. me: oh god
  5. me: oh i'm in trouble
Posted 4 hours ago

manic-moth:

http://manic-moth.tumblr.com/

Cosy Blackness (◡‿◡)

There are some days where I just cannot stand any colour and get easily annoyed by it ( I could never get a coloured tattoo because of this -‿◦ ). Today was one of these days… I just wanted to have everything in black, even my eye colour (◑‿◐). I’ve tried to wear more colours in the last few years though I always feel most comfortable in black and there’s not a single day I don’t want to wear it